Another baby related gift giving excuse.
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Another baby related gift giving excuse.
Anyone know what a "push present" is? I just found out today. My wife explained what it was and that she was benevolent enough to not expect one.
rokassan- Internet bully
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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.
Just another marketing scam like Halloween, in order for companies like Mayors and Zales to make some cash.
It's a present your supposed to get for your wife for having your baby.
They "push" so you pay.
Fuck that, I helped my doctor actually deliver my baby... no shit, it was me and the doctor in the room, no nurses until the little sucker came out. Whose gonna get me a present for that? hmmm?
Also known as "baby mamma gift" in the ghetto.
It's a present your supposed to get for your wife for having your baby.
They "push" so you pay.
Fuck that, I helped my doctor actually deliver my baby... no shit, it was me and the doctor in the room, no nurses until the little sucker came out. Whose gonna get me a present for that? hmmm?
Also known as "baby mamma gift" in the ghetto.
Ovich- Lord of Chaos
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Thats messed up. The cool thing is that I know my wife would never "expect" one. If she knew about it she would probrobly bust my balls about it in a fun way.
Hurricane- Chaos God
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Thanks guys, I'll just have some 25-50 dollar earrings and when the baby plops out and shes not pleased I'll say something like "You just gave me the gift of life, do you think anything I could buy could equate your pain in dollar value?" And then she'll throw herself at me.
I win. Thanks push present. Thanks guys.
I win. Thanks push present. Thanks guys.
Valhalla114- Dark Apostle
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It's like Mother's day.
My wife asked me where her present was... and I told her.. "what.. you're not my mother" .
My wife asked me where her present was... and I told her.. "what.. you're not my mother" .
Ovich- Lord of Chaos
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Valhalla114- Dark Apostle
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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.
How are the women in the ghetto supposed to get "baby mamma"gift when most of the time they dont even know where to find the father?
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