funny shit

Confucius Says:
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Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in
church sit in own phew.
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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

The last one cracked me up.. man, cause there was no attempt on a play at words... just fact. Crowded elevator smell different to midget ahhahaha

old!


but good.

The old ones are always the best. That midget one is priceless.
found this one a bit back, thought it was funny ..

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If I throw a stick, will you go away?

You forgot Max's favorite Dish:

Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

hahahahahaa

I guess those people up there with the 5 stars... are they to designate who is a Faggot or not...

is it like a resturant only instead of food showing how gay they are????


so is like 5 star really gay???
i wonder how many stars i got (1half)

I've got none! go figure.

Nah.. the Stars are to show the biggest losers ! The people with over a 1000 posts...

Don't worry Max, you'll be there soon !

Oh fuck that shit who needs more posts!