What's the Worst 40k way to die?

Which way to die sounds the least appealing to you in the 40k universe.

I'm going to say the Agonizer.

Incineration, dismemberment via constriction, rapid necrosis and everything aside, it's the only choice on the list that's specifically designed to totally incapacitate/kill via neurological damage.

Not to say the other options are a walk in the park, but I'd figure for sentient entities without pain receptors in the body or the discipline to man up and take a wound (marines, orks, eldar) direct 'fuck-ification' of your brain will definitely do it.

Definitely chaos gifts.The whole thing sounds screwed up.

All of them. Id avoid them all at all costs.

Gift of Chaos because it sounds like you'd suffer longer with that. And eventually it would take full control of you. Not cool.

I went with Monofilament.

Devourer, why because nothing compares to getting eaten alive....

Or maybe agonizer... or what happens after you've been hit with the agonizer and taken away!

Gift Of Chaos isn't so bad. It's enlightenment. What is better than running headlong into a brutal melee, only to feel the Empyrean envelope you in it's warm embrace. Your power Armor Contorts into the hide of a hyena, your bones and joints start to pop and reshape, your eyes move to where your nipples used to be. your colon reverses and turns your mouth into your anus and you ingest food through the suction cups on your 5 limbs. As Stephan said, you mind is the last thing to go, and as you realize it's gonna take a little time to get use to walking on distended testicles......it's a new dawn and there is something shiny up ahead on the battlefield being held by a man with a skull for a head......he keeps yammering on about THE EMPEROR......but, all you know is that you want that shiny thing....it's at this point you realize that you love your new life......adventure and huge bipedal testicles....

THAT IS WHY IT'S CALLED A GIFT.

Agonizer, who the hell wants to become a Dark Eldar slave ?!?!?!? and the worst thing is that there is nothing you can do, you cant even take your own life cause you have no control of your muscles !!!

I have to go with the devourer. The horror of knowing you have these maggots inside you boring their way to your brain is just too much... and you probably don't die until they get to your brain either.

Come to think of it.. all of the tyranid bio weapons are just a really crappy way to go.

I went with the agonizer. All of the rest eventually kill you giving you that release. The agonizer only incapacitates you, leaving you at the mercy of the sexual deviant Dark Eldar. Death only comes after years of torment.

It was a toss up...Devourer or Shock Attack...something ripping at my insides, that could take a long time just seemed much worse than anything else, though.

If something materializes inside of you your gonna die quickly there aint much room inside of your chest cavity for a 30lb Grot.. Its horrible ,but you would die pretty fast.

one could learn to love their dark eldar master's torments after a while., especially a sado/masochistic hedonist like Bill.

Ovich wrote:one could learn to love their dark eldar master's torments after a while., especially a sado/masochistic hedonist like Bill.

you may have a point there stephan "Yes YES master ! flay me ! flay me some more!!!"

Ovich wrote:one could learn to love their dark eldar master's torments after a while., especially a sado/masochistic hedonist like Bill.

Then receiving a gift of Chaos is definitely not a bad way to go as you have all eternity to appreciate the masterful work of your Dark God.

Actually, if we are talking about absolutes......Gift of chaos does not actually KILL you. It would actually be better suited in a poll for "most horrible way to live".

Forcefed24 wrote:Actually, if we are talking about absolutes......Gift of chaos does not actually KILL you. It would actually be better suited in a poll for "most horrible way to live".

It still wouldn't be so bad once you embrace the Glory of Chaos.