so funny story
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dork_jedi
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so funny story
so my second lt gets up and says "men we are going to iraq!"
"its in march and somewhere near baghdad"
i turned to my hct leader sgt ima die arent i
he looked at me and said "yes private with that man leading us we both are going to die"
"its in march and somewhere near baghdad"
i turned to my hct leader sgt ima die arent i
he looked at me and said "yes private with that man leading us we both are going to die"
Re: so funny story
good luck
with that guy around you may need it
with that guy around you may need it
spazfrag666- Traitor Guardsman
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Best of Luck Rollo..
Ovich- Lord of Chaos
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Leave the poor gold bars alone. Heavens know they are over worked.
Good luck rollo.
Good luck rollo.
RurykUlfhammer- Neophyte
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Re: so funny story
You'll be okay. Just lisen to your Sergeant and fuck CNN.
Michaelharmon- Primarch
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Basically the news stopped being the news 10 years ago. All day news channels repeating the same 5 things over and over again all day long? Really now I guess they think we are just mindless zombies staring at the tv.... wait....
WC_Brian- Dark Apostle
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I would like to hear the kill count for enemey combatants when they tell us our soldiers got killed. I mean really why make it osund like the only losses are ours?????
Michaelharmon- Primarch
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Because american media is based on sensationalist news reporting.
We all know as far as kill count goes we have the upper hand but no one wants to hear that. Also it sells less news papers/ ratings increase.
same thing with H1N1 its only slightly more virulent then the regular flu with the same symptoms and end state but people are up arms about it.
/rantoff
Side note. Mike is right listen to your NCO keep your head down youll come out fine.
We all know as far as kill count goes we have the upper hand but no one wants to hear that. Also it sells less news papers/ ratings increase.
same thing with H1N1 its only slightly more virulent then the regular flu with the same symptoms and end state but people are up arms about it.
/rantoff
Side note. Mike is right listen to your NCO keep your head down youll come out fine.
RurykUlfhammer- Neophyte
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Hey Rollo what's your MOS?
Warlord Solskritt- Imperial Guard Commissar
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Actually, H1N1 is slightly different then normal Flu because several cases have lead to death of people due to pheonomia (sp). This is what has gotten the medical field concerned, and the media jumped all over it.
I know this cause I had to sit through several medical presentations about the virus, because my field is "high risk" (band kids spend a lot of time together).
But Rollo, good luck and stay safe.
I know this cause I had to sit through several medical presentations about the virus, because my field is "high risk" (band kids spend a lot of time together).
But Rollo, good luck and stay safe.
scurrdi- Chaos God
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Michaelharmon wrote:I would like to hear the kill count for enemey combatants when they tell us our soldiers got killed. I mean really why make it osund like the only losses are ours?????
Because Americans dont win wars by killing enemy combatants. We win wars with idealism and fiscal policy. Syaing we killed 100,000 enemy combatants equates to another 100,000 poorly educated sand farmers joining the ranks of one the many terrorist organizations.
We're bringing democracy godammit.
Rollo....be safe. I have a friend on his second tour (1 in IQ and now in AF) and I hear IQ is the place to be.
Valhalla114- Dark Apostle
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Iraqis are like Tyranids, except their gaunt numbers increase by a factor of 3 x however many you kill, and their Synapse Beasts are as small as gaunts, nearly indistinguishable, and hiding in a piece of terrain, unpainted, in a different city, underneath a box of Checkers.
NurgleNick- Dark Apostle
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Good luck and try to stay safe man!
dork_jedi- Demon Prince
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hey thanks guys! oh ima 35m human intel collector......dont worry about what i really do just know ima bad ass imperial guard storm trooper hooaahh.......and those butter bars scare the hell out of me isreal!
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Funny, every time I READ the news, they give give the death count on both sides.
This not a football game, the score is the not the important issue, it's the personal loss.
This was a bad policy (based on lies no less), executed poorly by the past government, by a draft dodging chicken shit, admitted drug abuser, who struggle to just to form a normal sentence, a fucking moron of the highest order.
Crack-headBush Nearly destroy our country.
JerryB
This not a football game, the score is the not the important issue, it's the personal loss.
This was a bad policy (based on lies no less), executed poorly by the past government, by a draft dodging chicken shit, admitted drug abuser, who struggle to just to form a normal sentence, a fucking moron of the highest order.
Crack-headBush Nearly destroy our country.
JerryB
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Good Luck Rollo, keep yoru head down and listen to those with experience. Cuidate brother
luis the young- The Lord of Cuba
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Whats the difference between a Private First Class and a Second lieutenant...one's been promoted twice already.
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You'll be fine stick with you NCO's. I was deployed to Kuwait...our Sergeants took care of business.
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rokassan wrote:Whats the difference between a Private First Class and a Second lieutenant...one's been promoted twice already.
Heh. I like this.
RurykUlfhammer- Neophyte
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Re: so funny story
Good luck Rollo, make sure to bring back some souvenirs!
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oh i plan on it knowing that i go out the wire thats sounds like fun........i just now understand what a guardsman would feel before he fights a huge tryanid monster......
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