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Post by rollo Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:17 pm

so my second lt gets up and says "men we are going to iraq!"
"its in march and somewhere near baghdad"

i turned to my hct leader sgt ima die arent i
he looked at me and said "yes private with that man leading us we both are going to die"
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Post by spazfrag666 Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:34 am

good luck

with that guy around you may need it

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Post by Ovich Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:45 am

Best of Luck Rollo..
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Post by RurykUlfhammer Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:50 am

Leave the poor gold bars alone. Heavens know they are over worked.

Good luck rollo.

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Post by Michaelharmon Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:22 pm

You'll be okay. Just lisen to your Sergeant and fuck CNN.
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Post by WC_Brian Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:30 pm

Basically the news stopped being the news 10 years ago. All day news channels repeating the same 5 things over and over again all day long? Really now I guess they think we are just mindless zombies staring at the tv.... wait....

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Post by Michaelharmon Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:17 pm

I would like to hear the kill count for enemey combatants when they tell us our soldiers got killed. I mean really why make it osund like the only losses are ours?????
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Post by RurykUlfhammer Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:47 pm

Because american media is based on sensationalist news reporting.

We all know as far as kill count goes we have the upper hand but no one wants to hear that. Also it sells less news papers/ ratings increase.

same thing with H1N1 its only slightly more virulent then the regular flu with the same symptoms and end state but people are up arms about it.

/rantoff

Side note. Mike is right listen to your NCO keep your head down youll come out fine.

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Post by Warlord Solskritt Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:00 pm

Hey Rollo what's your MOS?
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Post by scurrdi Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:51 pm

Actually, H1N1 is slightly different then normal Flu because several cases have lead to death of people due to pheonomia (sp). This is what has gotten the medical field concerned, and the media jumped all over it.

I know this cause I had to sit through several medical presentations about the virus, because my field is "high risk" (band kids spend a lot of time together).


But Rollo, good luck and stay safe.

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Post by Valhalla114 Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:18 am

Michaelharmon wrote:I would like to hear the kill count for enemey combatants when they tell us our soldiers got killed. I mean really why make it osund like the only losses are ours?????

Because Americans dont win wars by killing enemy combatants. We win wars with idealism and fiscal policy. Syaing we killed 100,000 enemy combatants equates to another 100,000 poorly educated sand farmers joining the ranks of one the many terrorist organizations.

We're bringing democracy godammit.

Rollo....be safe. I have a friend on his second tour (1 in IQ and now in AF) and I hear IQ is the place to be.
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Post by NurgleNick Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:23 am

Iraqis are like Tyranids, except their gaunt numbers increase by a factor of 3 x however many you kill, and their Synapse Beasts are as small as gaunts, nearly indistinguishable, and hiding in a piece of terrain, unpainted, in a different city, underneath a box of Checkers.
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Post by dork_jedi Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:07 am

Good luck and try to stay safe man!
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Post by rollo Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:43 am

hey thanks guys! oh ima 35m human intel collector......dont worry about what i really do just know ima bad ass imperial guard storm trooper hooaahh.......and those butter bars scare the hell out of me isreal!
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Post by jerryb Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:41 am

Funny, every time I READ the news, they give give the death count on both sides.

This not a football game, the score is the not the important issue, it's the personal loss.

This was a bad policy (based on lies no less), executed poorly by the past government, by a draft dodging chicken shit, admitted drug abuser, who struggle to just to form a normal sentence, a fucking moron of the highest order.
Crack-headBush Nearly destroy our country.


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Post by luis the young Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:34 am

Good Luck Rollo, keep yoru head down and listen to those with experience. Cuidate brother
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Post by rokassan Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:11 pm

Whats the difference between a Private First Class and a Second lieutenant...one's been promoted twice already.
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Post by rokassan Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:12 pm

You'll be fine stick with you NCO's. I was deployed to Kuwait...our Sergeants took care of business.
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Post by rollo Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:47 pm

true true..........
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Post by RurykUlfhammer Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:31 am

rokassan wrote:Whats the difference between a Private First Class and a Second lieutenant...one's been promoted twice already.

Heh. I like this.

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Post by Dr. Love Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:59 am

Good luck Rollo, make sure to bring back some souvenirs!
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Post by rollo Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:35 pm

oh i plan on it knowing that i go out the wire thats sounds like fun........i just now understand what a guardsman would feel before he fights a huge tryanid monster......
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