Funny Joke

A French guy an Italian Guy and a Jewish guy are talking in a bar.

French guy says, " I made my woman scream for a half hour last night" " We came home, I opened a nice bottle of champagne, we drank it. I put it in her and made her scream for a half hour"

The Italian guy says " That's nothing. We got home last night, I pulled out a nice bottle of Spumante. I drank it off her pussy upside down and right side up, then I really gave it to her. She screamed for an hour ! "

The Jewish guy says "I Have both you guys beat. I came home, she was naked on the bed. I jumped on her, put it in, came 5 minutes later and then wiped my dick off in the curtains. She screamed at me for 2 hours !! "

The madam in a whore house hears the bell ring, so she goes downstairs to open the door. On the door step is a man with no arms and no legs. So she says " What do you want" He says " what do you mean what do I want ? This is a whorehouse isn't it? " She feels sorry for the guy but in this business you have to be realistic. So she says " What can you do? You've got no arms and no legs?" So he looks up and says " Listen, I rang the bell didn't I ? "

They made me laugh. Good jokes. i really liked the first one.