An old Ovich quote...its very true.

No Nurgle, it is about one of the most important decision a man can make in his life. The most important decision is to have kids. And the way I see, very few give it the proper consideration it deserves. That's why this topic is worthy of discussion.

Marriage can definitely work, so long as both parties abide to rules and rituals. Just like Democracy works when people cooperate in the manner they should. The unfortunately reality is both men and women twist everything to their benefit based on their own selfish needs. It appears most people don't understand the true meaning of relationship.

JerryB

Look Bill, I'm with you. I'm on Team Man.. Women are almost a different species as far as I'm concerned. If you could take a man's personality, and put it in a hot female body with a motor driven ass, you would have the perfect wife. Someone who understands you, doesn't ask you for much, and is fun to be around. It's like Mary from Something About Mary, a chick who watches sportscenter, plays golf, drinks beer, and doesn't get to worked up about emotional nonsense.

But since that doesn't exist (or at least doesn't exist that much).. we are forced to live with an Alien mindset.

For the record Bill, your wife is slightly more terror causing than my wife, because at least I get to come out sometimes, even now with 2 kids.

LMAO !

Listen assclown the only thing that separates you from me is our work schedules. Work my schedule and see if the old wifey lets you go play with little plastic men for 10 hours on Saturday. Now your getting old Bozo the Clown(Eric) excited. His wifes home all day so schedules are irrelevant.

Rok, Hurricanes's master does not allow him to leave the house. I witness it first hand, I know who rules the household, you should know too, the wife.

JerryB

Listen assclown the only thing that separates you from me is our work schedules. Work my schedule and see if the old wifey lets you go play with little plastic men for 10 hours on Saturday. Now your getting old Bozo the Clown(Eric) excited. His wifes home all day so schedules are irrelevant.

Yeah but you get 3 days off man ! 1 day goes to Rene, 1 day goes to the Family, and 1 day goes to you. Or even a half a day goes to you. or even a quarter of 1 day should go to you.

But that's logical to you and me bill. Some how your wife thinks (and my wife would probably agree with her) that out of the 72 hours you are available, spending 3 hours with a friend on an afternoon is too much to ask.

That's why we go crazy ! That's why we want to spend 2 hours in the bathroom taking a shit, because it's the only friggin time to be alone !!!!!

Thats funny. Shit time is me time too. Its one of the few places Im left alone for a moment... Usually.

Lets see, me and my child's mother go way back. As in 7th grade (i'm 28 now). Anyway, things eventually got real serious when we hooked up again in college and generally went great for about a year. Then we had a kid and her woman chemicals shot through the roof. My buddy who's place i normally play 40k at lives in south beach. She used to throw the biggest tantrum every time i went there to game which made no sense as this hobby is vagina repellent.... That is just one of the many psycho things that happened after the kid. Anyway i definitely cut my losses there and escaped with what little dignity i had left. After a year of drinking my self stupid i just stopped caring. After that women just seemed to pop into and out of my life. And you know what? I've procreated, i am DONE, i have 0 need to be married or spend more than a year with any one girl. My policy is DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS OR WOMEN because they pretty much are terrorists my friend.

Acidchalk, you have become enlighten, ascend to the next level.

JerryB

acidchalk wrote:Lets see, me and my child's mother go way back. As in 7th grade (i'm 28 now). Anyway, things eventually got real serious when we hooked up again in college and generally went great for about a year. Then we had a kid and her woman chemicals shot through the roof. My buddy who's place i normally play 40k at lives in south beach. She used to throw the biggest tantrum every time i went there to game which made no sense as this hobby is vagina repellent.... That is just one of the many psycho things that happened after the kid. Anyway i definitely cut my losses there and escaped with what little dignity i had left. After a year of drinking my self stupid i just stopped caring. After that women just seemed to pop into and out of my life. And you know what? I've procreated, i am DONE, i have 0 need to be married or spend more than a year with any one girl. My policy is DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS OR WOMEN because they pretty much are terrorists my friend.

I don't know the man behind the name ,but we are kindred spirits. I'm still married,but if shit goes south I'm done with marriage. I have two sons. My seed endures like the God Emperor of mankind.

rokassan wrote:I don't know the man behind the name ,but we are kindred spirits. I'm still married,but if shit goes south I'm done with marriage. I have two sons. My seed endures.

HEHE, yeah i'm new to the SAG community, but i've been going to the store to buy stuff for years. Part of my little group came in for our first 40k Wednesday this past Wednesday. We're all up in north miami but will be attending regularly now. Looking forward to some epic battles!