And you think it's bad in Miami...

The monkeys are running amok in India...

Monkey's Kill Indian Mayor

Then again, they drive worse in India then they do in Miami, so maybe it;s not so far-fetched...

I'd put miami up against india's bad drivers any day of the week...I have seen people driving in the wrong direction on the expressway....I have seen people backing through a slew of cars in toll plazas..I have never been to India, granted, but I have faith in our miami drivers......They'd run you over and not miss a beat while talking on their cellphone. We are certainly more hostile, we drive with more spite than they do, I am sure. That is the key to our ilk of drivers. Not apathy, hostility. We all give in to the dark side of the force when we drive here.

Okay...if you include intent/hostility, I'll give you Miami is worse then India, but for general chaos...nothing I've ever experienced (and I've been in close to 20 countries, and 30 US States) comes close to India.

Looks like these guys in New Delhi need to re rent Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom for tips on what to do with this monkey problem.


AHHHHH Chilled Monkey Brains.... a delicacy.

mmmm BRAINS!

OH NO ZOMBIES!!!!!!