How's this for a pick up line?
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Diosamblet
scurrdi
ImAShakiraholic
lordfairfax2001
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How's this for a pick up line?
You're at a bar/restaurant and you keep looking at your watch
So some hot chick asks you
'Is your date running late?'
You say
'No, I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'
She says
'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
You say
'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
So she says
'What's it telling you now?'
You say
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
So she says
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
So you say
'Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
So some hot chick asks you
'Is your date running late?'
You say
'No, I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'
She says
'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
You say
'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
So she says
'What's it telling you now?'
You say
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
So she says
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
So you say
'Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
Ovich- Lord of Chaos
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Re: How's this for a pick up line?
You don't get out much, do you??? Then again, you play with little plastic men...nuff said!
lordfairfax2001- Primarch
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Registration date : 2008-03-06
Re: How's this for a pick up line?
Hey baby, if I could change the alphabet, I'd put U next I.
Hey baby, is that a mirror you got in your pants ? Cause I could sure see myself in them .
Hey baby, If I was your Teddy Bear, I would have never stopped sleeping with you.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word'.
"Your father's a thief ... he stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes."
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
"What time do you have to be back in heaven?"
Ive seen your name somewhere before, o yeah its on my to-do list!!!
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face."
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
I can just go on and on.
Hey baby, is that a mirror you got in your pants ? Cause I could sure see myself in them .
Hey baby, If I was your Teddy Bear, I would have never stopped sleeping with you.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word'.
"Your father's a thief ... he stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes."
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
"What time do you have to be back in heaven?"
Ive seen your name somewhere before, o yeah its on my to-do list!!!
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face."
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
I can just go on and on.
Ovich- Lord of Chaos
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Number of posts : 2629
Age : 50
Location : Miami, FL
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scurrdi- Chaos God
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Re: How's this for a pick up line?
so that's what you learned in college huh stephan
Diosamblet- Primarch
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Re: How's this for a pick up line?
his wife prob just married him to get him to stop using those cheap lines on her
luis the young- The Lord of Cuba
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Re: How's this for a pick up line?
Who you kidding, he probrobly still uses those lines on his wife!
Hurricane- Chaos God
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Re: How's this for a pick up line?
If i was a squirrel and you were a tree, could I bust a nut in your hole?
*classic*
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?
*NO!*
What, you don't like pizza?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
*classic*
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?
*NO!*
What, you don't like pizza?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
dork_jedi- Demon Prince
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Age : 44
Location : Miami Lakes
Registration date : 2008-02-29
Re: How's this for a pick up line?
Ray's lines were good, but Stephan's were cheesy(not in a gaming sense)
Warlord Solskritt- Imperial Guard Commissar
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Re: How's this for a pick up line?
duh..
They were meant to be Cheezy...
They were meant to be Cheezy...
Ovich- Lord of Chaos
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Age : 50
Location : Miami, FL
Armies : Iron Warriors, Empire, Woodelves, Vampire Counts, Warriors of Chaos, Mid War Italians, Late War Soviets, Skorne
Registration date : 2008-02-29
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