How's this for a pick up line?

You're at a bar/restaurant and you keep looking at your watch

So some hot chick asks you
'Is your date running late?'


You say
'No, I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'

She says
'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'


You say
'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'


So she says
'What's it telling you now?'


You say
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'


So she says
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'


So you say
'Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?

You don't get out much, do you??? Then again, you play with little plastic men...nuff said!

ahahah good one Stephan!

Hey baby, if I could change the alphabet, I'd put U next I.

Hey baby, is that a mirror you got in your pants ? Cause I could sure see myself in them .

Hey baby, If I was your Teddy Bear, I would have never stopped sleeping with you.

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word'.

"Your father's a thief ... he stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes."

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

"What time do you have to be back in heaven?"

Ive seen your name somewhere before, o yeah its on my to-do list!!!

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face."

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.


How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.


Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.




I can just go on and on.

Wow...

so that's what you learned in college huh stephan

his wife prob just married him to get him to stop using those cheap lines on her

Who you kidding, he probrobly still uses those lines on his wife!

those are for losers. AKA stephan

If i was a squirrel and you were a tree, could I bust a nut in your hole?

*classic*
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?
*NO!*
What, you don't like pizza?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

Ray's lines were good, but Stephan's were cheesy(not in a gaming sense)

duh..

They were meant to be Cheezy...